Let’s get one thing straight from the start: we are WIN and you are FAIL. We watch movies. We watch television. We listen to music. And we read books. And when we review them, it’s because we believe they’re Must See, Must Own. We’re right. everyone else is wrong. There, I’ve said it.

So, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, what are we REALLY about? It’s simple. Our team of highly trained professional assholes sit around and talk about why you should see the films and the shows we review. We talk about why you should read the books we’ve read and listen to the music we listen to. We tell you why it’s a must see, why it’s a must own. And on occasion, we argue with each other. We’re media gurus, and you will obey us.

We’re highly trained professionals, and we know our business. You can’t even begin to tally up the hours we’ve spent in front of the ‘ole idiot box, wasting away, watching pretentious garbage, Hollywood fodder, cancelled FOX shows, endless NBC crime dramas, and anything worth our time on ABC. As strange, and as hard as it is to believe, we’re actually decently well read. It’s a round about way of saying we know our shit. Or rather, at least that’s what we want you to believe.